"Sometimes you lose a battle, but mischief always wins the war."
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I’m in full on bitch mode today and it’s glorious.

I have a very specific skill set. I’m expertly trained in the arts of Revenge and Fuck You.

You really shouldn’t fuck with me because revenge is my favorite game.

Do me a huge favor, love. Dismount your high horse, put him back in the stall, and remove his tack.

Please and thank you. xoxoxox

What the fuck do we bother paying Verizon for? The service is terrible. I’m so sick and tired of everything taking so long to load and then it loads partway and their excuse is that we’re too far from the station to get the internet we’re paying for so why do we even fucking bother with this shit?

kingsleyyy:

So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

Excuse me while I roll my eyes at the utter ridiculousness of that.

365 Day Challenge

Day Two Hundred and Sixty Three:

QuestionList how you did your make up today.

Answer: I used the blood of my enemies as war paint.

365 Day Challenge

Day Two Hundred and Sixty Two:

Question: List your favourite stores.

Answer: My favorite stores? Book stores, shoe stores, craft stores, and East Meets West.

"I’m so hungover."

LOL I have no sympathy for you, darling. xoxox

Have fun with that.

Someone get me a German Shepherd and a Rottweiler. I miss my babies.

Loki’s majestic hair.

(Source: mishasteaparty)

lukes-fave-babe:

lukes-fave-babe:

Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:

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I waitevSIX MONTHS TO MAKE THIS POST
FUVKING REBLOG

(Source: captain-fuck-that)

timeywimeyurl:

isnowfairy:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'it's okay, I'll pay'

“You don’t have to do the talking if you don’t want to”